"When someone is impatient and says, 'I haven't got all day,' I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day?"

-- George Carlin

#Wonder Quotes #Impatient Quotes #Genuine Quotes

“Think of your existing power as the exponent in an equation that determines the value of information. The more power you have, the more additional power you derive from the new data.”
“Early on I was a lot more unsure of myself on stage. When our band The Decemberists was getting bigger audiences I was more concerned about alienating them, so I wasn't as willing to take risks and do weird stuff on stage. But once you get more accustomed to it you tend to have more fun with it and not worry about being pilloried for acting out. Whenever you play in front of 400 or 500 more people than you're used to it's always a weird, transitional period.”

Source : Source: www.avclub.com
“I don't feel guilty for anything. I feel sorry for people who feel guilt.”
“Nature made him, and then broke the mold.”

Source : 'Orlando Furioso' (1532) canto 10, st. 84
“There's a belief that whatever it is I'm looking for is out there, but I have a really difficult time finding it. Search algorithms alone are falling short in being able to provide real context around information.”
“Let the future tell the truth, and evaluate each one according to his work and accomplishments. The present is theirs; the future, for which I have really worked, is mine.”
“No trait is more justified than revenge in the right time and place.”
“Let the teachers learn the kids English. Ol' Diz will learn the kids baseball.”

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