"At what age do you think it's appropriate to tell a highway it's adopted?"

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Source : "Zach Galifianakis Live at the Purple Onion". Documentary, Comedy, 2006.

Zach Galifianakis

#Funny Quotes #Thinking Quotes #Age Quotes

“There's always a period of curious fear between the first sweet-smelling breeze and the time when the rain comes cracking down.”

Source : Don DeLillo (2012). “The Names”, p.303, Vintage
“Life, whether in this world or any other, is the sum of our attainment, our experience, our character. The conditions are secondary. In what other world shall we be more surely than we are here?”
“The X Factor' is great entertainment, but it doesn't prepare people for getting chewed up and spat out by the music industry.”
“I'm not in business to make money for the other guy. I'm in business to make money for myself.”
“It is impossible for a man to be made happy by putting him in a happy place, unless he be first in a happy state.”
“Don't look back, over your shoulder! Keep your eye on freedom shore! Because you know the brave man with you, also pays for the wages of war.”

Source : "Song: "Don't Look Back"". 1965.
“The Arts are man's most useless ... and essential ... activity.”
“I'm a New York story.”

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