"Sex always has consequences. When Hitler's mother spread her legs that night, she effectively canceled out the spreading of fifteen to twenty million other pairs of legs."

-- George Carlin

#Mother Quotes #Sex Quotes #Night Quotes

“Wit is the most dangerous talent you can possess. It must be guarded with great discretion and good-nature, otherwise it will create you many enemies.”

Source : Mrs. Chapone (Hester), John Gregory, Lady Sarah Pennington (1827). “Letters on the improvement of the mind: addressed to a lady, by Mrs. Chapone. A father's legacy to his daughters, by Dr. Gregory. A mother's advice to her absent daughters, with an additional letter, on the management and education of infant children, by Lady Pennington”, p.166
“Southerners smile more than other Americans.”
“Come to the edge.' 'We can't. We're afraid.' 'Come to the edge.' 'We can't. We will fall!' 'Come to the edge.' And they came. And he pushed them. And they flew.”
“When I went back to England after a year away, the country seemed stuck, dozing in a fairy tale, stifled by the weight of tradition.”
“Too many rules with stifle innovation.”
“My goal is always the same: to keep the other player from ever scoring a point. That doesn't always happen, but that's what I try for.”
“You know that sickening feeling of inadequacy and over-exposure you feel when you look upon your own empurpled prose? Relax into the awareness that this ghastly sensation will never, ever leave you, no matter how successful and publicly lauded you become. It is intrinsic to the real business of writing and should be cherished.”
“Hitherto, every form of society has been based ... on the antagonism of oppressing and oppressed classes.”

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