"I've noticed the people most uptight about smokers and drinkers don't really have a problem with gluttony and gossip."

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Source : Twitter post from Sep 01, 2013

Tim Hawkins

#Gossip Quotes #People Quotes #Advice Quotes

“For now she need not think of anybody. She could be herself, by herself. And that was what now she often felt the need of - to think; well not even to think. To be silent; to be alone.”
“You have problems, you think drink helps, then you have two problems.”
“It is said that peace is the basic tenet of all religion. Yet it is in the name of religion that there has been so much disturbance, bloodshed and persecution. It is indeed a pity that even at the close of the twentieth century we've had to witness such atrocities because of religion. Flying the flag of religion has always proved the easiest way to crush to nothingness human beings as well as the spirit of humanity.”
“Wonder what customers really want? Ask. Don't Tell.”
“You feel vulnerable when you hear things that are not being said”
“At the gym; I've given up trying to get in really good shape, and re-committed myself to not getting any worse.”
“Today is today, and yesterday is gone. There is no doubt.”
“A girl never can predict who might wander into her boudoir during a bubble bath.”

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