"At the gym; I've given up trying to get in really good shape, and re-committed myself to not getting any worse."

-- Dov Davidoff

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“Everything around me is evaporating. My whole life, my memories, my imagination and its contents, my personality - it's all evaporating. I continuously feel that I was someone else, that I felt something else, that I thought something else. What I'm attending here is a show with another set. And the show I'm attending is myself.”
“As we abide in sleep, intuitively resonating with the sum of all our experiences - this life and beyond - we gain refreshing perspective on our efforts and have an opportunity to remember what we know.”
“San Francisco is poetry. Even the hills rhyme.”
“If soccer was an American soft drink, it would be Diet Pepsi”
“I can do pretty good work in various short forms, but anything over 1400 words, I'd be of no use. I like to say I'm a river navigator. I need to see the shore behind the shore.”

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“In the library I discovered that you could learn by following your nose. And I learned that a book was as close to a living thing as you could get without being one.”
“You don't have the judgment after you've had the drink. If something truly catastrophic had happened that evening, I don't know how I could have lived with myself. I feel like I've gotten a second chance.”
“I 'ad a toy when I was little,' said Suzy. She frowned for a moment, then added, 'Can't remember what it was. It moved and made me laugh...”

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