"Ross Perot. I could have had a ball with him."

-- Rich Little

“If everyone has to think outside the box, maybe it is the box that needs fixing.”
“To me the foundation of all life is in the ocean.”
“Wealth comes from successful individual efforts to please one's fellow man ... that's what competition is all about: "outpleasing" your competitors to win over the consumers.”
“Space and light and order. Those are the things that men need just as much as they need bread or a place to sleep.”

Source : "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.
“To be risen with Christ means not only that one has a choice and that one may live by a higher law - the law of grace and love - but that one must do so. The first obligation of the Christian is to maintain their freedom from all superstitions, all blind taboos and religious formalities, indeed from all empty forms of legalism.”
“My nickname was Skinabo - skin and bones.”
“As long as my record stands in federal court, any American citizen can be held in prison or concentration camps without trial or hearing. I would like to see the government admit they were wrong and do something about it, so this will never happen again to any American citizen of any race, creed, or color.”
“The snag in being married to a person who knows more or less everything is that one gets hopelessly lazy. ... I never look things up in books because all I need to do is ask him, and when he gives me the answers I don't properly commit them to memory because I know if I forget all I have to do is to ask him again. It is rather like keeping one's brain in a suitcase.”

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