"I never said all Democrats were saloonkeepers. What I said was that all saloonkeepers are Democrats."

-- Ambrose Bierce

#Humorous Quotes #Drinking Quotes #Republican Quotes

“Nor grandeur hear with a disdainful smile The short and simple annals of the poor.”

Source : "Elegy Written in a Country Churchyard" l. 29 (1751)
“I understood that I was not the best director in the world nor the worst director in the world. I realized that there is a very mysterious element to what works and what doesn't work in the theater. And it's good to know that from the beginning.”
“When you start worrying about form, then you're not in the moment.”
“I'm going to the White House to get my presidential kneepads.”
“I should have been a stuntwoman.”
“I believe that historians and analysts of historical events need the authority of facts supplied by living witnesses to the events, which they make their subject.”
“Oh, dear." She let her head fall back to the pillow. "There it went. I've fallen in love with you now." "Just now?" Chuckling, he came to a sitting position, resting his forearm on one bent knee. "Well, thank God for belated blessings." He ran a hand through his hair. "It's been coming on rather longer than that for me." "What?" She sat bolt upright. "What can you mean? Since when?" "From the first, Amelia. From the very first.”
“If Britons were left to tax themselves, there would be no schools, no hospitals, just a 500-mile-high statue of Diana, Princess of Wales”

Source : "Not amused by Jimmy Carr? Check out these comedians instead" by Hazel Davis, www.theguardian.com. December 29, 2009.

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