"You don't want to just do a joke because it works - we can make a lot of jokes work - you want to do a joke because it will hopefully build into an argument."

-- Stephen Colbert

#Want Quotes #Argument Quotes #Hopefully Quotes

“The thing we adore about these dog-whistle kerfuffles is that the people who react to the whistle always assume it's intended for somebody else. The whole point of the metaphor is that if you can hear the whistle, you're the dog.”
“If you're not a feminist, you're part of the problem.”
“I'm a bit cynical that it ever will be addressed properly. I think it is healthy to get some sort of copyright protection. But some of it has gone on forever.”
“I'm always worried about the sitters - are they cold, are they hot, are they comfortable?”
“Books of quotation are not only of importance to the reader for what they contain of matured thought, but also for what they suggest. Our brains receive the spark and become luminous, like inflammable material by the contact of flint and steel.”

Source : Maturin Murray Ballou (1899). “Edge-tools of speech”
“It is time for us all to stand and cheer for the doer, the achiever - the one who recognizes the challenges and does something about it.”
“If you have faith in God, if you believe that God can use you, if you are willing to take a step of faith here and there, then God can do incredible things through you.”
“You can always affect things - so can you change it in a way that will make you as happy with it in the future as you were in the past? Maybe it won't be the same, but it might be something else you also like.”

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