"When we hold a World Championship for a particular sport, we invite teams from other countries to play as well."

-- John Cleese

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“The old line 'You deserve someone better than me' in this case was not just an old line. She deserved someone who would love her and take care of her and he knew he never would.”

Source : Norris Church Mailer (2007). “Cheap Diamonds: A Novel”, p.64, Random House
“In business, you try to solve problems.”

Source : "Republican Bob Corker Is Senate's Deal Maker". "Morning Edition" with Audie Cornish, www.npr.org. March 8, 2010.
“If you have ever prayed in the dawn you will ask yourself why you were so foolish as not to do it always: it is difficult to get into communion with God in the midst of the hurly-burly of the day.”
“I'm like a child trying to do everything, say everything and be everything all at once.”
“The chances of human beings being the only intelligent form of life in the universe are so minuscule that it's really kind of crazy to actually - no scientist could ever argue that we would be alone. It's much more likely that there are hundreds of thousands of other intelligences and other life forms out there in the universe just based on a strictly mathematical formula. And what that means is that artificial intelligence has probably already occurred in the universe.”

Source : Source: www.esquire.com
“Not like [Adele Dazeems] going to follow me around for the rest of my life.”

Source : "Oscars 2015: Idina Menzel Gets Revenge on John Travolta" by Arlene Washington, www.hollywoodreporter.com. February 22, 2015.
“Wine has lit up for me the pages of literature, and revealed in life romance lurking in the commonplace.”

Source : Duff Cooper (2011). “Old Men Forget”, p.56, Faber & Faber
“We are surrounded by the absurd excess of the universe. By meaningless bulk, vastness without size, power without consequence. The stubborn iteration that is present without being felt. Nothing the spirit can marry. Merely phenomenon and its physics. An endless, endless of going on. No habitat where the brain can recognize itself. No pertinence for the heart. Helpless duplication.”

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