"I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are mean."

-- Zach Galifianakis

#Funny Quotes #Children Quotes #Mean Quotes

“The truth is that you can divide your heart in all sorts of interesting ways - a little here, a little there, most banked at home, some of it coined out for a flutter. But love cleaves through the mind's mathematics. Love's lengthways splits the heart in two - the heart where you are, the heart where you want to be. How will you heal your heart when love has split it in two?”
“Why in the world are you a Republican?”

Source : Calvin Trillin (2006). “About Alice”, p.43, Random House
“When the United States aligns with dictatorships and totalitarian regimes, it compromises the basic democratic principles of its foundation - namely, life, liberty and justice for all.”
“In any insurgency there will be people who are irreconcilable and who pose a clear and present threat to the U.S. and our allies.”
“I am only conscious of any satisfaction in Scientific Reading or thinking when it rounds off into a poetical generality and vagueness.”
“Boys do what they want to do, Men do what they need to do,”
“The general image of a man in an American sitcom is like a complete moron. You'd think the industry was run by a feminist cabal.”
“Trunk steady knocking/ Floating through the sky, Mary Poppins.”

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