"There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works."

-- Will Rogers

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“The worst crime against working people is a company which fails to operate at a profit.”

Source : "Bionomics: Economy as Business Ecosystem". Book by Michael L Rothschild, p. 115, 1990.
“When you encounter sophistication in the creation of a female character, you thank the writers and you claim it.”
“By providing students in our Nation with such an education, we help save our children from the clutches of poverty, crime, drugs, and hopelessness, and we help safeguard our Nation's prosperity for generations yet unborn.”
“But in the free market system, you're forced to change.”
“Most people in the West who say they believe in God actually believe in belief in God.”
“You might see some of the movies that I'm in where there are shades of drama or whatever, but for the most part, I don't get offered serious roles.”
“If we can get people to focus on fruits and vegetables and more healthy foods, we'll be better in terms of our healthcare situation.”
“It just gripes me hollow, the way God always sneaks in to take the credit.”

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