"A bunch of bong-smoking, America-bashing, flag-burning, yoga-posing, incense-burning, dolphin-saving, salmon-eating hypocrites. These are the sensitive, liberal people who are always yelling about people's freedom of speech and expression, unless you happen to say something that pisses them off."

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Source : "A Big, Steaming Pile Of Me". Documentary, Comedy, 2005.

Richard Jeni

#Yoga Quotes #Hypocrite Quotes #Yelling Quotes

“I know that a man is converted when he starts to sing”
“God bless Ray Charles. It was such an honor to meet him and sing with him and actually just to watch him sing from just two feet away.”
“Don't be a novelist --- be a statistician. Much more scope for the imagination.”
“Even if society dictates that men and women should behave in certain ways, it is fathers and mothers who teach those ways to children not just in the words they say, but in the lives they lead.”

Source : Augustus Y. Napier, PhD (2010). “The Fragile Bond: In Search of an Equal, Intimate and Enduring Marriage”, p.44, Harper Collins
“You have escaped the cage. Your wings are stretched out. Now fly.”
“I am not a yogi yet, but I aspire to have more balance in my life.”
“I don't hang out with agents and producers and I'm not into the business side at all.”
“Our relations with brothers in Gulf Cooperation council are good and developing, either bilateral relations or with the G.C.C itself, also we have good brotherly and solid ties with Saudi Arabia.”

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