"My wife said, 'Can my mother come down for the weekend?' So I said, 'Why?' And she said, 'Well, she's been up on the roof two weeks already.'"

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Source : "They're not laughing now". www.theguardian.com. December 29, 2003.

Bob Monkhouse

#Funny Love Quotes #Mother Quotes #Weekend Quotes

“Life is too short to live on low-fat everything.”
“Man is only a moral being because he lives in society, since morality consists in solidarity with the group, and varies according to that solidarity. Cause all social life to vanish, and moral life would vanish at the same time, having no object to cling to.”

Source : Emile Durkheim (2014). “The Division of Labor in Society”, p.311, Simon and Schuster
“I know that there is a God - the God within me that's always present and will protect me. I'm not afraid to climb any mountain, because I know that I'm protected. Even if I fall and die, I'm still protected. My faith is on that level.”
“If this world is going to be reached, I am convinced that it must be done by men and women of average talent.”
“I was a weirdo to want to be in show business. Most kids wanted to be teachers or nurses.”

Source : "Actress-singer Nell Carter dies", www.cnn.com. January 23, 2003.
“If you want to - if you want to engage in conspiracy theories that the White House and the vice president intended no one to ever know - like "The New York Times" - we would have been kept in the dark forever. I just think that's completely irrational.”

Source : "Hardball" with Chris Matthews, www.nbcnews.com. February 17, 2006.
“Shake your fist all you want but dead is dead”
“The importance of the arts to the societies in which they thrive is well documented.”

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