"The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going."

-- George Carlin

#Inspirational Quotes #Family Quotes #Children Quotes

“In a Time/CNN poll of 1,000 Americans conducted last week by Yankelovich Partners, two-thirds said it was more important to protect the privacy of phone calls than to preserve the ability of police to conduct wiretaps. When informed about the Clipper Chip, 80% said they opposed it.”
“Our reason may prove what it will: our reason is only a feeble ray that has issued from Nature.”
“They're - FBI agents are some of the finest people you'll find anyplace in the country or the world. And I'm lucky to have the opportunity to work with them.”
“My favorite Muppet? Uh... Kermi -- no, Animal. Animal is my favorite now.”
“A good idea has self-expanding qualities. It stimulates those who see it to add to it.”
“Obviously my career's important to me and I'm really, really passionate about trying to keep it.”
“Do you think you would ever have heard of Christianity if the Apostles had gone out and said, â€˜I believe in consensus?â€™”
“We have a system that increasingly taxes work and subsidizes nonwork.”

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