"People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit."

-- George Burns

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“We have grown accustomed to the wonders of clean water, indoor plumbing, laser surgery, genetic engineering, artificial joints, replacement body parts, and the much longer lives that accompany them. Yet we should remember that the vast majority of humans ever born died before the age of 10 from an infectious disease.”
“You can't automate in the arts. Since the sixteenth century there has been no change in the number of people necessary to produce Hamlet.”
“I am a firm believer that you can have the body you want, only to the extent that you're willing to work for it.”
“Mythology is the mother of religions, and grandmother of history.”
“Oh, my soul! why art thou so often disquieted within thee? How is it that thou hast so little faith? Wilt thou never learn that Jesus has even the least of His little boats always under His watchful eye, and all the winds and the waves obey Him?”
“I speak to kids 16, 17 years old, they haven't read a newspaper. They haven't physically handled a newspaper. They don't even look at the headlines on a subway. These kids are on the Internet and the level of news that they're getting is not the quality of 'The New York Times' or 'The Wall Street Journal.' It's way deficient, and they don't care.”
“Whatever your personal political feelings are, if you become involved in them publicly you're bound to come out the loser.”
“Set faith at work on Christ for the killing of thy sin. His blood is the great sovereign remedy for sin-sick souls. Live in this, and thou wilt die a conqueror; yea, thou wilt, through the good providence of God, live to see thy lust dead at thy feet.”

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