"Yes" actually means "No" 100% of the time, when the question is "Can I give you some advice?"

-- Demetri Martin

#Mean Quotes #Giving Quotes #Advice Quotes

“I know a little about Hack (Wilson) because his picture is next to my locker. I am lucky to be there at the right time. People will now remember two guys, Hack Wilson and myself, and the season is not over yet.”
“No one has ever overdosed on encouragement.”
“A drunkard would not give money to sober people. He said they would only eat it, and buy clothes and send their children to school with it.”
“I'm a kind person, I'm kind to everyone, but if you are unkind to me, then kindness is not what you'll remember me for”
“It is absolutely outrageous that a spin doctor for Labor's NBN Co is being paid $450,000 per annum by Australian taxpayers to promote a company that generates no revenue, has no customers and provides no services to anybody”

Source : "Bligh Chief to NBN Co to be Paid $450k". www.smh.com.au. November 18, 2009.
“All the characters on the album are inside me, though none are me. They are sides of me or who I was.”
“Americans have the right to choose to be unarmed and helpless. Be my guest.”
“Bears, dragons, tempestuous on mountain and river, Startle the forest and make the heights tremble. Clouds darken beneath the darkness of rain, streams pale with a pallor of mist. The gods of Thunder and Lightning Shatter the whole range.”

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