"I've just had some bad news. Tomorrow is the mother in law's funeral. And she's cancelled it."

-- Les Dawson

#Mother Quotes #Law Quotes #Funeral Quotes

“Juan Hernandez was an actor out of New York, but what made Juan so great and what made Omar so great was that they both already knew how to box, so we didn't have to take them into a gym and teach them how to throw a left jab.”
“I am a loyal American, and I love my country.”

Source : Hatfill's Statement, www.foxnews.com. August 11, 2002.
“I always adored Cary Grant. I was fascinated by him. But I could never get too close to him.”
“An Englishman will fairly drink as much As will maintain two families of Dutch.”
“All my family, my blood, is mixed up now. They don't even all know each other. I just hope they don't never hate or fight each other, not knowin who they are. Cause all these people livin are brothers and sisters and cousins. All these beautiful different colors! We!... We the human Family. God says so! FAMILY!”

Source : FaceBook post by J. California Cooper from Jul 04, 2012
“I liked the movie Splash a lot when I was little. I think we taped it when it was on TV, and then would watch the movie fairly often.”

Source : Source: therumpus.net
“To understand the mindset of the connected consumer, one must realize that everything begins with search and intent.”
“People who have car collections - I never understood that. I always thought that was unnecessary. It's not beautiful, it's not creative. It's just showing how much money you've got.”

You may also like:

Barry Cryer
Writer
Bernard Manning
Comedian
Bob Monkhouse
Writer
Bruce Forsyth
Presenter
Charlotte Dawson
Television personality
Eric Morecambe
Comedian
Ken Dodd
Comedian
Les Dennis
Comedian
Tommy Cooper
Comedian