"I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body."

-- Elayne Boosler

#Funny Quotes #Inspiring Quotes #Women Quotes

“When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time.”

Source : Twitter post from Jun 12, 2015
“We all make mistakes, but the people who thrive from their mistakes are the successful ones.”
“Whatever you see you gotta keep a sense of humor; you gotta be able to smile through all the bullshit.”
“It is your attitude, and the suspicion that you are maturing the boldest designs against him, that imposes on your enemy.”
“Much of America is now in need of an equivalent of Mrs. Thatcher's privatization program in 1980s Britain, or post-Soviet Eastern Europe's economic liberalization in the early Nineties. It's hard to close down government bodies, but it should be possible to sell them off. And a side benefit to outsourcing the Bureau of Government Agencies and the Agency of Government Bureaus is that you'd also be privatizing public-sector unions, which are the biggest and most direct assault on freedom, civic integrity, and fiscal solvency.”
“I'm more interested in interpersonal relationships - between lovers families, siblings. That's why I write about how we treat each other.”
“No affairs for me. It is so wonderful to have a family to come home to, to sit with them, pull each other's legs... To lose all of that for what? Who's got the time? I'm having great fun working.”
“It behooves us unanimously and inviolably to observe the ecclesiastical traditions, whether codified or simply retained by the customary practice of the Church.”

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