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“I'd rather make a show 100 people need to see, than a show that 1000 people want to see.”
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“You know what, evolution is a myth. ... Why aren't monkeys still evolving into humans?”
Source : "Politically Incorrect" with Bill Maher, (ABC), October 15, 1998.
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“Having your goal to focus on is key, but don't let it become more important than your excellence next year and the year after.”
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“What, more petitions! Won't you be, and stay, intimidated? You must really annoy Sen. Dodd. Here it is [my signature], and I hope it does some good.”
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“What's wrong with this world is, it's not finished yet. It is not completed to that point where man can put his final signature to the job and say, "It is finished. We made it, and it works.”
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“There is a concerted effort to keep you and me, you know, the people, away from what it [war]really looks like, 'cause when you're selling war, when it's such a big industry. What they don't tell you is the rest of it and the down side of it. And so obviously there is a lot of money and a lot of time and effort being spent on that campaign "perpetual war for perpetual peace".”
Source : "I am the perfect example of censorship in the United States". www.theguardian.com. March 29, 2001. 
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“The main thing is to not cut yourself and bleed to death in the tub.”
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“GUNPOWDER, n. An agency employed by civilized nations for the settlement of disputes which might become troublesome if left unadjusted.”
