"I'll walk up to a woman, I'll say the first thing that comes to mind: 'Hey, you hungry?'"

-- Gabriel Iglesias

#Funny Quotes #Mind Quotes #Hey Quotes

“People often remain in the dark, not due to lack of light but of failure to open their eyes.”
“What's perfect now, might not be so 10 years hence. Whatever we're basing our design ideas on is not what we remember in the past. It's something that kind of folds in on itself.”
“I have known Tarell Alvin McCraney for ten years but the involvement with Moonlight came more with Barry Jenkins, the director. He was a fan of the show I did called The Knick. He was also with Plan B Entertainment, who produced Selma. That is how I got involved.”
“The dog who doesn't bark is about a silence that speaks; it is a good metaphor for the Pariah voice, the dog's voice, that we can sometimes hear only when it does not speak.”

Source : Wendy Doniger (2010). “The Hindus: An Alternative History”, p.43, Oxford University Press, USA
“We can all learn to conquer hatred through love -drawing on the power released through the practice of meditation to throw all our weight, all our energy, and all our will on the side of what is patient, forgiving, and selfless in ourselves and others.”
“Black people don't hijack planes, alright? Now I'll be the first to admit, we steal a lot of stuff, but we do not hijack planes. In fact, in the history of aviation, a black person has never even attempted to hijack a plane. Do you want to know why? Because you can't sell an airplane.”
“God's Word is your owner's manual for life. It contains principles for health, finance, marriage, other relationships, business, and much more.”
“When a good writer is having fun, the audience is almost always having fun too.”

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