"I wanna get rich enough in life that I can afford to release a dozen doves every time I walk into a room. You know people would be like, 'Did you see that guy come out of the bathroom? The one with doves, it was beautiful.'"

-- Daniel Tosh

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“The most important lesson I received from Conceptual art consisted in the recording of simple and obvious things, and viewing them under a whole new light.”
“I try to visualize geometric shapes and patterns slowly spinning and expanding into infinity.”
“I have to change to stay the same.”

Source : Barbara Hess, Willem De Kooning (2004). “Willem de Kooning, 1904-1997: Content as a Glimpse”, p.79, Taschen
“Trust me, I'm a really nice guy.”
“The church has long used the concept of sacraments--outward signs of inward grace--to name the spaces where God meets us in an especially present way. For many Christians, however, that language seems abstract, even (sadly) foreign. Dean Nelson lovingly explores those spaces of encountering God; his luminous book has helped me see anew the sacred in the ordinary. I am grateful.”
“The thing is, when I had my first success it did coincide with the end of my first marriage, and because I went on to have a very, very unhappy two years, I don't think I equate career success with personal happiness.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
“God is thy law, thou mine.”
“Sometimes we make decisions about our life and they feel like the right decision at the time. No, they are the right decision at the time. But that doesn't mean they'll be the right decision forever.”

Source : Carolyn Mackler (2011). “Vegan Virgin Valentine”, p.135, Candlewick Press

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