"And he nipped them in the bud, right at the end"

-- Bob Holness

#Funny Quotes #Dumb Quotes #Bud Quotes

“If your experiment needs statistics, you ought to have done a better experiment.”

Source : Quoted in N.T. Bailey's The Mathematical Approach to Biology and Medicine Chapter 2 (p. 23)
“I think I'm a romantic person, yeah.”
“I wanted to get the fastest time in the world this year, but with everything going on, it's a pretty decent swim, ... I knew I was under world record pace. You could tell by the crowd. You can always tell at these meets when something good is going on because of the crowd.”
“On a night without moon or stars you can't see a thing, but you can imagine anything.”
“When I am there [Tibet], I am very happy. The Tibetans radiate. They literally send out light. His holiness [the Dalai Lama] generates love and compassion to every human being. He has committed himself to that. I haven't made that leap yet. I haven't given up self-aspiration. I still love making movies.”
“Coming from light into the dark, he was looking ahead of him, not down at me. My lunge, as I came to my feet, took him in the chest as I drove the sword upward with the strength of my legs. Even rusted, the sword slid through him, and I found, for the first time, how easy it is to kill a man.”
“I have an incredible talent for tripping everywhere. And I find that rather boring. Tripping and walking out of my shoes; I do it all the time when I am out at work. I'm a bit clumsy.”
“In truth, I never consider the audience for whom I'm writing. I just write what I want to write.”

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