"Are you there vodka? It's me, Chelsea. Please get me out of jail and I promise I will never drink again. Drink and drive. I will never drink and drive again. I may even start my own group fashioned after MADD, Mothers Against Drunk Driving, but I'll call it AWLTDASH, Alcoholics Who Like to Drink and Stay Home."

-- Chelsea Handler

#Mother Quotes #Home Quotes #Jail Quotes

“Today, America poses a threat to peace and security in the world. Therefore, the slogan "Death to America" is no longer used only by our people. Today, you see throughout the world people setting fire to the effigy of the American president and chanting the slogan "Death to America." This is because of the American regime's exaggerated demands, its arrogance, its vanity, and its desire to control, and because it is a pawn in the hands of the Zionists.”

Source : "The 25 Issues that Shape American Politics: Debates, Differences, and Divisions". Book by Michael Kryzanek and Ann K. Karreth, 2017.
“The Japanese version comes with a translation, but that's different from the lyrics, so people could look things up and find a translation of their own if they're interested.”

Source : "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.
“I very rarely want to go back and fix things, because I'm much more interested in the next thing, and in taking what I learned from the things that don't work, and applying them to new things that may work.”
“And so I've always been fascinated by the technical end of theater, and a lot of my closest friends are not actors, but in the other end of the business.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
“Vegetarians may be appalled, but much of gardening is actually raising animals: the tiny ones under the earth's surface”
“One of the problems with organized religion is that it has always kept women in a second-class position. They have been viewed as the daughters of Eve.”
“I've certainly had to go through trying to change the fact that I was always identified as the widow of Notorious B.I.G. You know, I'm never going to be able to get away from having been married to him, but that's not what identifies me. You know, my life isn't just about that.”

Source : "Singer Faith Evans Talks Christmas Hip-Hop". Interview with Ed Gordon, www.npr.org. December 21, 2005.
“Perhaps all the good that ever has come here has come because people prayed it into the world.”

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