"You can always tell when Obama's negotiations with the Republicans are winding down, because he's missing his watch and his lunch money."

-- Bill Maher

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“I feel as if something has been torn suddenly out of my life and left a terrible hole. I feel as if I couldn't be I â€” as if I must have changed into somebody else and couldn't get used to it. It gives me a horrible lonely, dazed, helpless feeling. It's good to see you again â€” it seems as if you were a sort of anchor for my drifting soul.”
“It is better to rust out than wear out.”
“No one expects to attain to the height of learning, or arts, or power, or wealth, or military glory, without vigorous resolution, strenuous diligence, and steady perseverance. Yet we expect to be Christians without labour, study, or inquiry.”

Source : William Wilberforce (1834). “A practical view of the prevailing religious system of professed Christians, in the higher and middle classes in this country; contrasted with real Christianity. With a memoir, by T. Price”
“The aim of the Church is to help the people to help themselves. Work is to be re-enthroned as the ruling principle of the lives of our Church membership”
“I have no desire whatever to reform myself. My only desire is to reform people who try to reform me. And I believe that the only way to reform people is to kill 'em.”

Source : Source: www.guernicamag.com
“The fullness or emptiness of life will be measured by the extent to which a man feels that he has an impact on the lives of others.”
“It's all about getting better and controlling the things that you can control, which is getting better day to day.”
“Dreams do come true if you keep believing in yourself. Anything is possible.”

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