"You do not OWN a dog. You HAVE a dog. And the dog HAS YOU"

-- Chelsea Handler

“I live in New York, where people don't tend to go up to actors as much.”
“Prison widens your circle of friends. In my stand-up, I can now talk about things that no one else has the right to touch.”
“Each misfortune you encounter will carry in it the seed of tomorrow's good luck.”
“I am willing to see things differently. I am willing to see love.”
“Whether we wound or are wounded, the blood that flows is red.”
“Never try to look into both eyes at the same time. Switch your gaze from one eye to the other. That signals warmth and sincerity.”
“In all forms of strategy, it is necessary to maintain the combat stance in everyday life and to make your everyday stance your combat stance.”
“I worked with a mime coach. I did weapons training. I did weight training.”

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