"She was what we used to call a suicide blonde - dyed by her own hand."

-- Saul Bellow

#Funny Quotes #Girl Quotes #Sarcastic Quotes

“Fashion is quite inclusive and good at embracing different things and different forms of beauty. It's a very liberal industry. You can be yourself. Just not overweight.”
“United Artists wanted to do records with me. I had no idea, what a rare thing that was... to make an album. And they put a guy with me working on songs, and I got busy with films. I just kind of let it slide. Isn't that amazing?”
“I like smudgy black eyes and pale lips for evening. Red lipstick looks great on other girls, but its too much on me.”
“You have not fulfilled every duty unless you have fulfilled that of being pleasant.”

Source : Charles Buxton, John Llewelyn Davies (1883). “Notes of Thought”
“There is not a liberal America and a conservative America - there is the United States of America. There is not a black America and a white America and latino America and asian America - there's the United States of America.”
“When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.”
“Donâ€™t deprive yourself of the exciting journey your life can be when you relinquish the need to have goals and a blueprint.”
“The fact is that we cannot drill our way to independence. We cannot drill our way to freedom, and we cannot drill our way to create jobs in this country.”

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