"Somebody says, 'Do a Tom Bodett, a folksy kind of thing,' and it sounds like something out of 'Hee Haw,' very insulting. They turn wry humor into disparaging sarcasm, and you get what amounts to insulting advertising."

-- Tom Bodett

#Sarcasm Quotes #Insulting Quotes #Sound Quotes

“I'm always willing to endure humiliation on behalf of my characters.”
“A living countryside is not a luxury but a necessity for the human population; if you let conservation go hang until your pockets are jingling there will be a lot less to conserve”
“The duty of labor is written on a man's body: in the stout muscle of the arm,, and the delicate machinery of the hand.”
“Itâ€™s funny, most people can be around someone and then gradually begin to love them and never know exactly when it happened”
“There are only three forms of high art: the symphony, the illustrated children's book and the board game.”
“When Christ at Cana's feast by pow'r divine, Inspir'd cold water, with the warmth of wine, See! cry'd they while, in red'ning tide, it gush'd, The bashful stream hath seen its God and blush'd.”
“Definitely I want to be rewarded for my craft and take care of my family 'cause at the end of the day that's what it's all about. No, I'm not a money-hungry dude, I just need to take care of my family, you understand? I'm very humble.”

Source : Source: insomniacmagazine.com
“John Kerry tried to work with the Russians on Syria, and the man was honorable, because he was trying to do the right thing, and frankly, playing a very weak hand, a hand that was weak not because of him, okay. He did the best he could, but I will say this to his enormous credit: he never offered a dirty deal. You can have Ukraine if you only help us out on Syria. Never - he never did that.”

Source : Source: www.politico.com

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