"She said, â€œIâ€™m going to have you fired.â€ I had two people say that to me today, â€œIâ€™m going to have you fired.â€ Go ahead, be my guest. Iâ€™m wearing a green velvet costume; it doesnâ€™t get any worse than this. Who do these people think they are? Iâ€™m going to have you fired!â€ and I wanted to lean over and say, â€œIâ€™m going to have you killed."

-- David Sedaris

#Thinking Quotes #Two Quotes #People Quotes

“Potency does not mean being unnecessarily aggressive; one has to be wise.”

Source : "The Reformist as Pacifist". Interview with Farzana Versey, www.counterpunch.org. May 16, 2013.
“For each new morning with its light, For rest and shelter of the night, For health and food, for love and friends, For everything Thy goodness sends.”
“The Olympics is not a race I want to watch on television and think 'I wonder what I could have done if I was there?”
“On why I don't trust democracy without extremely powerful systems of accountability and recall What seems to be generosity is often only disguised ambition - which despises small interests to gain great ones.”
“I came from the most orthodox background you could ask for.”
“I came here...in 1962. I'm not going anywhere.”
“Your filter bubble is your own personal, unique universe of information that you live in online. What's in your filter bubble depends on who you are, and it depends on what you do. But you don't decide what gets in - and more importantly, you don't see what gets edited out.”

Source : "Beware online 'filter bubbles'". TED conference, www.ted.com. March 2011.
“You can always land on your feet if you know where the ground is.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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