"If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?"

-- Will Rogers

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“To thrive in this new age of hyper-change and growing uncertainty, it is now an imperative to learn a new competency - how to accurately anticipate the future.”

Source : "Forget Lean and Agile. It's Time to Be Anticipatory" by Daniel Burrus, www.wired.com. August, 2014.
“Bikram Yoga is the first time you start loving yourself because it is the first time you start seeing yourself.”
“Gas grills are a no-no. Gas is a petroleum product. Rather than a smokey flavor, it will add a a petroleum-based weird taste into your meat. However, if you already have a gas grill, you can bring in some smoke flavor by tightly rolling wood chips in tin foil really tight and placing them on the top of your burners.”
“The journey never happens alone.”
“Cannibals are devouring senators.”

Source : "Face to Face" with Bill Plante, www.cbsnews.com. March 21, 2012.
“She'd lost her fury, somewhere, as they'd talked. She didn't feel it anymore. She wished she did, because she preferred it to the emptiness that had settled in its place.”
“Self-reinvention is an essential trope of the American project, closely linked to another such trope: going on the lam. Both are regularly featured in movies and novels and suchlike. Criminals and persons loitering with and without intent hold a crucial place in the culture. For obvious reasons, the culture cannot endorse this behavior, even as it is in thrall to it.”

Source : Source: www.believermag.com
“I no longer love her, that's certain, but maybe I love her. Love is so short, forgetting is so long.”

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