"Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the farthest thing from it. Because cynics donâ€™t learn anything. Because cynicism is a self-imposed blindness, a rejection of the world because we are afraid it will hurt us or disappoint us."

-- Stephen Colbert

#Hurt Quotes #Optimistic Quotes #Self Quotes

“Sometimes in New York, you're walking down the street and you realize there's a girl walking in front of you whose thighs you could hit a golf ball through, and maybe that makes you depressed.”
“All women are feminists. Being a feminist is allowing woman to be natural, for what she is, whatever it is. All of us can be natural and we're all feminists in that sense.”
“Devotion to the truth is the hallmark of morality; there is no greater, nobler, more heroic form of devotion than the act of a man who assumes the responsibility of thinking.”
“Jesus wants to give you peace.”
“There are times we spent money when we shouldn't, the choices we make define the results we get”
“Work to survive, survive by consuming, survive to consume; the hellish cycle is complete.”

Source : Guy Debord, Ivan Chtcheglov, Asger Jorn, Raoul Vaneigem, Mustapha Khayati (2014). “Situationism: A Compendium”, p.142, Bread and Circuses Publishing
“If the real world were a book, it would never find a publisher.”
“I can never remember being afraid of an audience. If the audience could do better, they'd be up here on stage and I'd be out there watching them.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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