"I know my name will always be linked with women."

-- Les Dawson

“Gee, what a terrific party. Later on we'll get some fluid and embalm each other.”
“The mind grows narrow in proportion as the soul grows corrupt.”
“Going around under an umbrella interferes with one's looking up at the sky.”
“When intervening becomes routine, meaning there is no reason for it, only risks remain.”
“One of my favorite things to make is homemade sushi. I know how to make the rolls and it's really fun to do.”
“By and large, the Healing Dream is not the defender of our waking goals-material achievement, perfect romance, a modest niche in history-but an advocate-general for the soul, whose aims may be diametrically different... The nourishment of the dreamworld is a reciprocal affair: as we provide for it, it provides for us.”
“A hug is the perfect gift, one size fits all, everyone likes them and no-one cares if it is given back.”
“I really like being pregnant. Not that there aren't things I don't love, but when I think about what my body is doing - creating a child - it just blows my mind. I'm in awe of the process and science.”

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