"I think it would be frustrating to be a match maker. "What do you do?" "I'm a match maker" "Aw, that's really romantic" "No, umm... I actually... never mind""

-- Demetri Martin

#Funny Quotes #Thinking Quotes #Mind Quotes

“True freedom is not about being able to do whatever we feel like doing; rather, it is about being able to do what we truly want to do, in spite of what we feel like doing at the moment.”

Source : David J. Lieberman (2010). “Find Out Who's Normal and Who's Not: The Proven System to Quickly Assess Anyone's Emotional Stability”, p.55, David Lieberman
“Love is friendship with erotic moments.”
“If people don't get as engaged as the tea party was, we're going to lose.”

Source : Source: m.motherjones.com
“If I could sum it up in 50 words, I wouldn't have needed to write a whole novel about it.”
“Michael Flynn is the national security adviser working next to the president, so in his time that he was the national security adviser, he is working in the White House. He should have access to the information.”

Source : Source: www.pbs.org
“I think a lot of the Mothers stuff that we recorded was written while we were on the road.”

Source : Jimmy Carl Black Interview by Stephen Moore in Munich, Germany, www.stevemoorebooks.com. March 29, 2000.
“When I was little, my dad was in the Air Force. He introduced me to Neil Armstrong, and Neil Armstrong signed my moon book. I had a little moon book, which I still have somewhere, and he signed it, and he died. It's true.”
“Flow with whatever may happen and let your mind be free.”

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