"I'm filthy stinking rich - well, two out of three ain't bad."

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Emo Philips

#Life Quotes #Two Quotes #Three Quotes

“If you have a dog, I must have a dog. If you have a rifle, I must have a rifle. If you have a club, I must have a club. This is equality.”
“Hamas is simply continuing all its operations. And Israel will not let this terror operation decide when it's convenient for them and not convenient for them to attack our people.”
“I was thinking that I might fly today. Just to disprove all the things you say... please be careful with me, I'm sensitive, and I'd like to stay that way.”
“The movies I've made about the South, they were my experience and it's something that I know.”
“Those who greatly enlighten delusion are buddhas; those who are greatly deluded about enlightenment are sentient beings.”

Source : Hee-Jin Kim (2010). “Dogen on Meditation and Thinking: A Reflection on His View of Zen”, p.3, SUNY Press
“Nothing has a stronger influence psychologically on their environment and especially on their children than the unlived life of the parent.”
“Nothing is more humiliating than to see idiots succeed in enterprises we have failed in.”
“Whether or not all this came to pass in an East African ditch, I wouldn't like to say. Perhaps it happened in North Africa or further west, but Africa was definitely the place.”

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