"Our relationship finally ended when he took to waking me up in the wee hours o the morning when he would go surfing. He thought it might be fun to have me come watch. "Fun for who?" I wanted to ask. i had never asked him to come to Happy Hour and watch me drink."

-- Chelsea Handler

#Morning Quotes #Fun Quotes #Surfing Quotes

“It is useless to close the gates against ideas; they overlap them.”
“I have always loved going to school.”
“...there's no reason why scholarship can't be as seriously playful as bubble-blowing.”
“I hope I will be a calm mother; I do yoga and I meditate, and those should help.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
“Even though I'm on a show that I love with people that I love - I have basically the dream job - that doesn't mean I'm not getting rejected on a daily basis.”

Source : Source: www.interviewmagazine.com
“As death, when we come to consider it closely, is the true goal of our existence. I have formed during the last few years such close relations with this best and truest friend of mankind, that his image is not only no longer terrifying to me, but is very soothing and consoling! I thank my God for graciously granting me the opportunity of learning that death is the key which unlocks the door to our true happiness.”
“Staying in a marriage without love is like serving a life sentence with an incompatible cell mate.”
“Computers are like horses; they can sense fear and will act based on that.”

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