"Contraception leads to more babies being born out of wedlock, like fire extinguishers lead to more fires."

-- Stephen Colbert

#Baby Quotes #Fire Quotes #Wedlock Quotes

“It's so tempting to try to do it all, so as not to miss out. But to do all of those 'good things' means you'll do none of them well.”

Source : Shaunti Feldhahn, Robert Lewis (2011). “The Life Ready Woman: Thriving in a Do-It-All World”, p.17, B&H Publishing Group
“We need a spirit of adoption to take us out of the foundling hospital of the world, and to put us into the celestial family.”
“I'd love to do a Paul Greengrass movie, or something like that, that's a character-driven action film. I'd like someone to make me go to the gym every day, and all that stuff. I don't know. Wherever the good characters are, I tend to try to get a job. It was nice because this was dipping my toe in the action genre. Maybe I might put my foot in, next time.”
“Before I knew there was going to be a film. I was the biggest Harry Potter fan. I read all the books.”
“Most people hew the battlements of life from compromise, erecting their impregnable keeps from judicious submissions, fabricating their philosophical drawbridges from emotional retractions and scalding marauders in the boiling oil of sour grapes.”
“I did an expose of an institution for the population with developmental disabilities, and the institutions were closed as a result of the expose. Now the developmentally disabled are cared for in small community-based residences, and I've been working very hard over the decades to open as many of them as I can.”

Source : Source: www.foxnews.com
“You know, my problem is I cant say no to people, especially people who want to write me checks to do things.”
“What I like to do is just make good music, good movies, hopefully perform a good show full of energy and just have some fun.”

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