"I went out on a date with Simile. I don't know what I metaphor."

-- Tim Vine

#Metaphor Quotes #Simile Quotes

“Although we lost it has been a great Test and one of the best I have ever played in. Hopefully the next one will be exactly the same.”
“I believe that if a man wanted to walk on water, and was prepared to give up everything in life, he could do it.”

Source : Stirling Moss, Ken W. Purdy (1963). “All But My Life”, London : William Kimber
“Antidepressants can have troubling side effects and are addictive for some people.”
“Love is when you find that thing, when you want to give more than you want to take. When you find the things that you love the most and you want to give those away, that's love. It's when you want somebody to be happier than yourself, but then once you make them happy, it makes you happier.”

Source : "Jack Johnson Interview. Nature, Biofuels, Sustainable Food, New Album, Love, etc". Interview with Maranda Pleasant, www.marandapleasantmedia.com.
“I want people who will stand up to me. People who are not afraid to say exactly what's on their minds, even though that's probably not what I want to hear. That's what I want.”
“I'm very proud of my sisters and everything they've accomplished and done. I'm very proud of where I came from.”
“It was my Mum who got me into singing properly - she knew I had to do something with my voice because she knew I was talented. She was the one who pushed me into joining a choir all those years ago, when I was about 12. I remember she told me to start with the choir and just see where it took me.”
“The specific weight of the soul is equal to the sum of what has been dared.”

Source : Bert Hellinger (2002). “On Life and Other Paradoxes: Aphorisms and Little Stories from Bert Hellinger”, p.49, Zeig Tucker & Theisen Publishers

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