"Paddy was in the delivery room when the midwife handed him a black baby. "Is this yours?" she asked "probably" said Paddy "she burns everything else""

-- Billy Connolly

#Funny Quotes #Baby Quotes #Black Quotes

“Direct religious experience is threatening to organized religion, which often mediates it with a rabbi or priest.”
“Then the bow orchestra began to play an apocalyptically beautiful canon, one of those pieces in which, surely, the composer simply transcribed what was given, and trembled in awe of the hand that was guiding him.”
“Paranoia is a state of heightened awareness. Most people are persecuted beyond their wildest delusions.”
“The key to getting ahead is setting aside 8 hours a day for work and 8 hours a day for sleep - and making sure they're not the same hours.”
“Women can't forgive failure.”
“The time for change is now.”
“Dead men tell no tales, Mary.”
“I have my diehard R&B fans on one side of the spectrum and my diehard pop and dance fans on the other side of the spectrum.”

Source : Source: screenrant.com

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