"If you have a friend with a blond mustache, he wants to touch you."

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Pete Holmes

#Mustache Quotes #Want Quotes

“I enjoy how women dressed in the 1920s with the shimmering jewels and rich feathers.”
“I understood when I was just a child that without water, everything dies. I didn't understand until much later that no one "owns" water. It might rise on your property, but it just passes through. You can use it, and abuse it, but it is not yours to own. It is part of the global commons, not "property" but part of our life support system.”

Source : Marq De Villiers (2001). “Water: The Fate of Our Most Precious Resource”, p.14, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
“Playing scales is like a boxer skipping rope or punching a bag. It's not the thing in itself; it's preparatory to the activity”
“My Body, My Soul and I. My body is mine, but my body is not me, My body is an expression of my soul. My soul is mine, but my soul is not me, My soul is an expression of me - for I am.”
“History at its best is a gritty, dirty business.”
“When the body of the people is possessed of the supreme power, it is called a democracy.”
“I'm moving to a point that I'm fed up with the N.C.A.A. dictation.”
“TO CUT THROUGH problems, we need problems.”

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