"Did you see the statue topple? Bill Clinton got nostalgic seeing something that big in a beret go down."

-- Craig Kilborn

#Bills Quotes #Nostalgic Quotes #Clinton Quotes

“Any person claiming to be a baseball fan who does not also claim to have invented the quickest, simplest and most complete method of keeping score probably is a fraud.”
“In many of my plays, there was a kind of autobiographical character in the form of a son or young man. The purpose of it, of course, was to write about myself. That character was always the least fully realized. Eighteen years later, you realize, That's what he was about.”
“There are different rules for reading, for thinking, and for talking. Writing blends all three of them.”
“How else to make a dent in an object as immovable as patriarchy itself...?”

Source : Dalma Heyn (2011). “Drama Kings: The Men Who Drive Strong Women Crazy”, p.42, Open Road Media
“I love football and beer and have a normal girlfriend.”
“I came to the conclusion that in comedy, everybody gets what they need, whereas in horror, everybody gets what they deserve. I decided that at the end of the day, I was going to give everybody what they needed.”
“When you grow suspicious of a person and begin a system of espionage upon him, your punishment will be that you will find your suspicions true.”
“I think charity begins with your family and you take it from there.”

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