"The covers of this book are too far apart."

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Ambrose Bierce

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“As long as you enjoy investing, you'll be willing to do the homework and stay in the game. That's why I try to make the show so entertaining, because if you aren't interested, you'll either miss the opportunity to make money in the market or not pay enough attention and end up losing your shirt.”

Source : "Mad Money". Book by Jim Cramer, www.today.com. March 14, 2005.
“Unfortunately, my army consists of one unreliable criminal, one girl with a disability, and one incredibly foolish young vampire with a tanning issue. I am not confident.”
“I'm still a little girl in Hawaii, I have the same friends I had when I was a kid who love me for who I am - not what I do. I never got caught up in the club scene or took wrong roads.”
“Every person who confesses that Christ Jesus is Lord, repents of their sin and gives their heart to God is a child of God and belongs to Him. And in Christ, we are made right with God, we are His righteousness, and we have the power of Christ in us to live right.”
“I didn't have anyone to play with so I made up my own world.”
“The greatest sacrifice is the sacrifice of time.”
“Itâ€™s time to write dangerous music. Itâ€™s time to take risks. Itâ€™s time to wear your heart on your sleeve, and sing about the things that actually matter to you. Itâ€™s time to bury the shackles of religious expectation and stop trying to put new clothes on the dead.”
“It kills me how these days everyone has clinical justification for their strangeness.”

Source : Miguel Syjuco (2010). “Ilustrado: A Novel”, p.28, Macmillan

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