"Why are there no windows in the toilets on aeroplanes? To protect you from the most dedicated perverts on the planet, hanging off the wing to get a peep?"

-- Billy Connolly

#Funny Quotes #Travel Quotes #Wings Quotes

“Fish are not the best authority on water.”
“You have all the reason in the world to achieve your grandest dreams. Imagination plus innovation equals realization.”
“Missing rubs the soul raw.”

Source : Sarah Dunant (2001). “Mapping the Edge: A Novel”, p.8, Random House
“Needless fear and panic over disease and misfortune that seldom materialize are simply bad habits. By proper ventilation and illumination of the mind it is possible to cultivate tolerance, poise and real courage.”
“People in life quote as they please, so we have the right to quote as we please. Therefore I show people quoting, merely making sure that they quote what pleases me”
“Yet now we are faced with the sickening suspicion that technology has run ahead of us.”
“In Wales, singing and storytelling are party skills, not professions.”
“If people want to talk about anything I do, they can give it any name they want. As long as they're talking about it, I think it's great.”

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