"As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it."

-- Buddy Hackett

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“The Holy Spirit alone can do this, the Holy Spirit alone can establish this link with one's neighbor.”
“I have argued in favor of a reformulation of First Amendment law. The overriding goal of the reformulation is to reinvigorate processes of democratic deliberation, by ensuring greater attention to public issues and greater diversity of views.”
“Professors known as outstanding lecturers do two things; they use a simple plan and many examples.”
“The State Department allowed Hillary Clinton to remove and destroy government email records, and now we've figured out the State Department is improperly giving government documents to the Clinton operation - documents that should have been turned over to us years ago.”

Source : "Watchdog blasts State Dept., Clintons after four-year battle for documents" by Malia Zimmerman, www.foxnews.com. April 28, 2015.
“It is not true that nice guys finish last. Nice guys are winners before the game even starts.”
“I'm cute - and God I hate that. Because that's not cool. I'm like your niece, and nobody wants to date their niece. It's the chubby cheeks. The whole reason people voted for me on American Idol is because I'm an everyday, normal girl.”
“Nothing is more beautiful than the loveliness of the woods before sunrise. At no other time have I so sharp an understanding of what God means to do with me as in these hours of dawn.”
“Unbelief does nothing but darken and destroy. It makes the world a moral desert, where no divine footsteps are heard, where no angels ascend and descend, where no living hand adorns the fields, feeds the birds of heaven, or regulates events.”

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