"(Imitating a Belarus citizen commenting on their national flag) Stupid National Anthem....Look at this flag; Two bears fighting over a pineapple. What kind of message does that send to the world? Come to Belarus, where wild animals will steal your fruit"

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Bill Bailey

#Stupid Quotes #Fighting Quotes #Animal Quotes

“Worry about being better; bigger will take care of itself. Think one customer at a time and take care of each one the best way you can.”
“In the Twentieth Century war will be dead, the scaffold will be dead, hatred will be dead, frontier boundaries will be dead, dogmas will be dead; man will live. He will possess something higher than all these-a great country, the whole earth, and a great hope, the whole heaven.”
“Violence against women is an everyday reality, act now, always, and forever before its too late.”
“Obey me as I obey God and His Messenger; if I disobey them, then you should disobey me.”
“If Christ Himself needed to retire from time to time to the mountain-top to pray, lesser men need not be ashamed to acknowledge that necessity.”
“Life is a big collaboration - and when you're tackling something that is painful and troubling and is causing you such desperate grief that you think life's not worth living - you need to reach out. To people who will reach back.”
“You always end up getting involved in things because of, you know, the strange things your life brings you into contact with.”
“Although socialism is widely held by the establishment to be outdated, the things that are most popular in British society today are little pockets of socialism, where areas of life have been excluded from the crude operation of market forces and are protected for the benefit of the community”

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