"My first time performing was in the black box theater of my high school's basement as a member of 'Clownaz,' the school's improv team. We charged money for tickets, saying the proceeds went to our school's recycling program. Then, immediately after the show, we divided up all the money and kept it."

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Source : "10 Comics to Watch: Joe Mande Q&A". Interview with Daniel Lehman, www.backstage.com. July 9, 2012.

Joe Mande

#Team Quotes #School Quotes #Black Quotes

“If we would spend on education half the amount of money that we currently lavish on sports and entertainment, we could provide complete and free education for every student in this country.”
“Shoot a lower score than everybody else.”
“I've always been a fan of Fran Drescher!”
“Jesus has thrilled and satisfied the heart and mind of the Father for eternity. He must be all-sufficient for you.”
“The biggest pests are the people who use altruism as an alibi. What they passionately wish is to make themselves important.”

Source : Isabel Paterson (1993). “The God of the Machine”, p.40, Transaction Publishers
“Drawing includes three and a half quarters of the content of painting... Drawing contains everything, except the hue”
“Advising Mrs. Harris was the least I could do," David said smoothly. "After all, she was the one who brought me and my late wife together.”

Source : Sabrina Jeffries (2009). “Wed Him Before You Bed Him”, p.164, Simon and Schuster
“When I'm working, it's great. When I'm not working, it's great.”

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