"To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'"

-- Rita Rudner

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“Rhymes, meters, stanza forms, etc., are like servants. If the master is fair enough to win their affection and firm enough to command their respect, the result is an orderly happy household. If he is too tyrannical, they give notice; if he lacks authority, they become slovenly, impertinent, drunk and dishonest.”
“If $85 million is not enough to take care of my family and other generations of my family, then youâ€™re stupid.”
“You make real progress when somebody is honest enough to say something that's really uncomfortable.”

Source : Source: www.npr.org
“Womenâ€™s loyalty has to be earned with trust and affection, rather than barbaric rituals. The time has come to leave the old ways of suffering behind”
“True teachers are those who use themselves as bridges over which they invite their students to cross; then, having facilitated their crossing, joyfully collapse, encouraging them to create their own.”
“I'm terrified to go in lakes because you can't see the bottom, and not knowing what's there watching you is really scary to me.”

Source : "Sara Paxton Exclusive Interview SHARK NIGHT 3D". Interview with Christina Radish, collider.com. August 31, 2011.
“We clung to books and to our friends; they reminded us that we had another part to us.”

Source : Mary Ann Shaffer, Annie Barrows (2009). “The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society”, p.56, A&C Black
“If you're struggling with your shooting, then do other things on the basketball court. Get steals, get assists, get rebounds-do anything on the court to help the team win.”

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