"Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."

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George Carlin

#Glasses Quotes #People Quotes #Optimism Quotes

“However, because they have no actual interests of their own (or if they do, they squelch them in order to fit in) and merely pursue those that they think will look best on their college apps, they're zombies.”
“I just have a real problem with people who seek to portray fatness or thinness as moral concepts.”
“I love pitching in front of big crowds and in huge stadiums.”
“Everyone who supports Israel is a Zionist.”
“We have been troubled about the world, and had almost lost faith in man; it helps to think about the long history of the earth, and of how life came to be. And when we think in terms of millions of years, we are not so impatient that our own problems be solved tomorrow.”
“Usenet is 'the last uncensored mass medium.'”
“Working within the limits of the medium forces us to change our own limits. Improvisation is not breaking with forms and limitations just to be 'free,' but using them as the very means of transcending ourselves.”

Source : Stephen Nachmanovitch (1991). “Free Play: Improvisation in Life and Art”, p.84, Penguin
“Write as if you were dying. At the same time, assume you write for an audience consisting solely of terminal patients. That is, after all, the case. What would you begin writing if you knew you would die soon? What could you say to a dying person that would not enrage by its triviality?”

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