"I've learned that you can't make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they'll panic and give in."

-- Emo Philips

#I Love You Quotes #Giving Quotes #Panic Quotes

“I don't know anything and neither do you.”
“History should be about every generation's will to power.”

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“Sight is something you take for granted until you think you might lose it.”
“In the spirit of faith let us begin each day, and we shall be sure to " redeem the time " which it brings to us, by changing it into something definite and eternal. There is a deep meaning in this phrase of the apostle, to redeem time. We redeem time, and do not merely use it. We transform it into eternity by living it aright.”
“The air is like being wanted, we say, and they nod approvingly. The air is like getting older, they say, and they touch our arms gently.”
“The faculty of attention has utterly vanished from the Anglo-Saxon mind, extinguished at its source by the big bayad?re of journalism, of the newspaper and the picture magazine which keeps screaming, "Look at me." Illustrations, loud simplifications... bill poster advertising ? only these stand a chance.”
“It remains unbelievable to me that I have any readers beyond my own blood relations - it's a crazy, wild gift.”
“If these precedents are to stand unimpeached, and to provide sanctions for the continued conduct of America affairs-the Constitution may be nullified by the President and officers who have taken the oath and are under moral obligation to uphold it....they may substitute personal and arbitrary government-the first principle of the totalitarian system against which it has been alleged that World War II was waged-while giving lip service to the principle of constitutional government.”

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