"I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed."

-- Daniel Tosh

#Funny Quotes #Heaven Quotes #Speak Quotes

“Well do I remember that dark hot little office in the hospital at Begumpett, with the necessary gleam of light coming in from under the eaves of the veranda. I did not allow the punka to be used because it blew about my dissected mosquitoes, which were partly examined without a cover-glass; and the result was that swarms of flies and of 'eye-flies' - minute little insects which try to get into one's ears and eyelids - tormented me at their pleasure”
“The present contains nothing more than the past, and what is found in the effect was already in the cause.”

Source : 'L'Evolution crèatrice' (1907) ch. 1
“I maintain that we ought to abolish the institution and stop causing or facilitating the existence of more 'companion' animals.”
“The trouble with government regulation of the market is that it prohibits capitalistic acts between consenting adults.”
“The whole history of science has been the gradual realization that events do not happen in an arbitrary manner, but that they reflect a certain underlying order, which may or may not be divinely inspired.”
“And the stuff that I write, is even tougher than dykes”
“My business life takes a big chunk of time, but I still put exercise in my schedule. I'm up at 5 A.M. and get up and stretch and go for a run in Runyon Canyon with all five of my dogs.”
“The ruling class is and will continue to be the class of decision makers”

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