"I just think that the people who say: 'That's not true' when someone tells a story at dinner are the people who didn't get any laughs when they told their story."

-- David Sedaris

#Thinking Quotes #People Quotes #Laughing Quotes

“Fact is often stranger than fiction because most writers of fiction try to make their stories plausible.”
“It can be exhausting eating a meal cooked by a man. With a woman, it's, Ho hum, pass the beans. A guy, you have to act like he just built the Taj Mahal.”
“But it's really hard to eat good when you're traveling because you see fast food and you want to go to this restaurant and that restaurant.”
“If we remain wedded to the way education is currently provided we cannot imagine other ways. We need some imagination, some fantasy, some new ways of thinking - some magic in fact.”
“The Rooneys are very classy. They're very deliberate with their decision-making. Once you're part of that family, Steeler nation, they treat you with respect. You don't have a lot of rambunctious players running around.”
“I am never writing a breakup record again, by the way. I'm done with being a bitter witch.”
“Home pulls. It draws you back to tell you you don't belong.”

Source : Glen Duncan (2011). “The Last Werewolf (The Last Werewolf 1)”, p.15, Canongate Books
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