"I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, 'I'm going to mop the floor with your face.' I said, 'You'll be sorry.' He said, 'Oh, yeah? Why?' I said, 'Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well.'"

--

Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

Emo Philips

#Sorry Quotes #Fighting Quotes #Guy Quotes

“State companies winning deals because of government-to- government interaction has become a rule rather than an exception. This will increase competition for multinational companies in acquiring oil and gas assets.”
“There's an obligation to not lead people down the wrong path, but I hardly think me wearing short shorts on stage is creating monsters.”
“Every free man has a right to the use of the press, so he has to the use of his arms.”
“American husbands are the best in the world; no other husbands are so generous to their wives, or can be so easily divorced.”
“Life is a journey one that much better traveled with a companion by our side. Sometimes, we lose our companions along the way and then the journey becomes unbearable. You see, human beings are designed for many things, but loneliness isn't one of them.”
“I did all the usual things. I think I did everything that everybody else does. I did auditions. I went to see people. I went to see the right people in some instances, the wrong people in others. The wrong time in others. The right time in others. Nothing seemed to make any difference. I quit 5 times! I always went back to try again when circumstances came around to it.”
“Don't ever have children, Tyler, unless you're ready to be afraid everyday for the rest of your life.”
“Typically to get toward a productive outcome in negotiation you have to make the initial move of genuinely exploring someone's model. If you don't, it is unlikely that they will be willing to explore yours. And if you genuinely explore and understand theirs - without judging it - they will be willing to explore yours. Once they reach that point, they are primed to explore the productive combination of both models and won't be as obsessed about trying to make sure their model prevails.”

Source : Source: bobmorris.biz

You may also like:

Bill Hicks
Comedian
Bobcat Goldthwait
Actor
Demetri Martin
Comedian
Henny Youngman
Comedian
Judy Tenuta
Entertainer
Mary Lynn Rajskub
Actress
Mitch Hedberg
Comedian
Steven Wright
Comedian
Woody Allen
Film producer